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THIS SITE IS PERMANENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION BECAUSE PERFECTION IS A LIE.
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WELCOME TO THE GARY ZONE
Welcome, traveler. You have stumbled into Gary Kuhlman's Cyber Shack, a humble outpost floating through the vast reaches of cyberspace.
Here you will find comics, music, reflections on QA, kids, the current state of the country, Buddhism, and a suspiciously professional link to my LinkedIn page.
This website is proudly handcrafted with approximately the same level of technology available to a suburban teenager in 1998.
ABOUT THE WEBMASTER
Name: Gary Kuhlman
Occupation: Senior QA Engineer
Current Status: Exploring cyberspace
Favorite Activities: Comics, Music, Meditation, Questioning Houseplants
Alignment: Raccoon Council Approved 👊🦝
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OFFICIAL CYBER SHACK STATUS REPORT
Site Progress: 61%
Completed:
[X] Comics
[X] Music
[X] Reflections
[X] Gaudy Email Link
In Progress:
[ ] Guestbook Glory
[ ] World Peace
[ ] Hoverboards
[ ] Understanding Houseplants
[ ] Perfecting the Art of Folding Fitted Sheets
WHAT'S NEW?
- 08/17/1998: Added more cyberspace.
- 09/02/1999: Fixed nothing. Improved vibes.
- 01/01/2000: Site survived Y2K because it was too stubborn to crash.
- 06/05/2026: Somehow this happened on purpose.